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Take a look at Twilight: New Moon’s new movie poster with the hottest and sexy Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in it. New Moon will be release on November 20, 2009.

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name … Read More

A middle-aged man took his wife out for her 40th birthday.“What would you like for your birthday? A new car? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?” he asked.“I want a divorce,” she replied coldly.“I wasn’t planning to spend that much!” … Read More

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.That’s why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;This describes everything you are not. … Read More

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death.ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

Friday is when The Oklahoman posts a list of the top guest stars (and all the premieres and finales, see separate blog) appearing on TV next week. And here are 30 celebrities making special TV appearances the week of March … Read More

Best TV Show #1: The Office
This simple but entertaining storyline featuring Steve Carell as the branch manager of a dull paper company has become the most popular sitcom and certainly one of the best television shows on the air. The … Read More

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid

New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo said Monday that 15 employees who received some of the largest bonuses from American International Group Inc. have agreed to return the money in full.
The commitments amount to more than $30 million of … Read More