1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.“What’s on TV?” she asked.“Dust,” I said …And then the fight started.
2. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. … Read More
Hmmmmmmmm!!
“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?)
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.(I’ll bet you’re going to check … Read More
Mike: How are you getting on with your courtship of Susan?Doug: Not so bad. I’m getting some encouragement now.Mike: Really? Is she beginning to smile sweetly on you or something?Doug: Not exactly, but last night she told me she had … Read More
Kara DioGuardi ‘Disappointed’ By Paula Abdul’s ‘Idol’ Comments.
About having a fourth judge that she doesn’t think the idea of four judges on “American Idol” was such a good idea, Kara DioGuardi , who joined “Idol” this year as the fourth … Read More
Guy: Marsha, do you love me?Gall: Yes.Guy: Would you be willing to live on my income?Gall: Sure…if you’d get another one for yourself.
A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two “husbandchairs” in a ladies’ clothing store.
After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow’s wife came out ofthe change room again. He looked at her and immediately … Read More
An old man goes to the Wizard and asks him if he can remove a curse he has been living under for the last 40 years.
“Maybe,” says the Wizard, “but you will have to tell me the exact words … Read More
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you … Read More
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, … Read More
A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. “This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on,” he said.
“I know,” the employer said. “But last week I overpaid … Read More
