Archive for December, 2008

American Idol: Season 8

American Idol: Season 8

American Idol, the No. 1 TV show, returns this January 2009 for its 8th season premiere. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, the hit series empowers viewers to discover America’s next solo singing superstar by voting for their favorites to win the … Read More

Wolverine 2009

Hugh Jackman reprises his role as Logan, the mutant who eventually becomes Wolverine and sometimes member of the X-Men. “Origins” hints at a prequel of sorts, allowing us to look back at the origins of Wolverine and the shadowy Mutant X … Read More

Wet Problem

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room … Read More

Who Help?

A father with his curious son of seven years was walking on a calm road. Boy observed the sex of two dogs which had finally culminated in to locking and dragging them forward.
Boy being curious asks father, “Dad. What … Read More

X - MEN Origins: WOLVERINE

X - MEN Origins: WOLVERINE, Hugh Jackman

Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman) lives a mutant life, seeks revenge against Victor Creed (who will later become Sabretooth) for the death of his girlfriend, and ultimately ends up going through the mutant Weapon X program. Here’s a sneak peak … Read More

1, 2, 3 or 4

Two teenaged brothers were arguing with each other very strongly. The issue was who knows better and more about the sex.
The elder brother of seventeen gives a challenge to his fourteen year old younger brother. He says “I will … Read More

Hot…Cold

Three women are talking about their boyfriends.“It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blow job!”
“You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with my Richard!”
They turn to the … Read More

Take me…Take me

Defense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front … Read More

Driving Styles

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator…- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, … Read More

Surgeon Opinions

An Ontario surgeon, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
A Quebec surgeon responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”
A … Read More