Archive for December, 2008

American Idol, the No. 1 TV show, returns this January 2009 for its 8th season premiere. Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, the hit series empowers viewers to discover America’s next solo singing superstar by voting for their favorites to win the … Read More
December 22nd, 2008 | Category tv shows | Comments Off

Hugh Jackman reprises his role as Logan, the mutant who eventually becomes Wolverine and sometimes member of the X-Men. “Origins” hints at a prequel of sorts, allowing us to look back at the origins of Wolverine and the shadowy Mutant X … Read More
December 19th, 2008 | Category tv shows | Comments Off

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room … Read More
December 18th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

A father with his curious son of seven years was walking on a calm road. Boy observed the sex of two dogs which had finally culminated in to locking and dragging them forward.
Boy being curious asks father, “Dad. What … Read More
December 17th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman) lives a mutant life, seeks revenge against Victor Creed (who will later become Sabretooth) for the death of his girlfriend, and ultimately ends up going through the mutant Weapon X program. Here’s a sneak peak … Read More
December 16th, 2008 | Category tv shows | Comments Off

Two teenaged brothers were arguing with each other very strongly. The issue was who knows better and more about the sex.
The elder brother of seventeen gives a challenge to his fourteen year old younger brother. He says “I will … Read More
December 16th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

Three women are talking about their boyfriends.“It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blow job!”
“You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with my Richard!”
They turn to the … Read More
December 15th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

Defense Attorney: What is your age?Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front … Read More
December 14th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator…- Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, … Read More
December 13th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off

An Ontario surgeon, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
A Quebec surgeon responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”
A … Read More
December 12th, 2008 | Category Jokes | Comments Off