Archive for August, 2008

I Love Lucy! 1950’s TV commercial

I Love Lucy TV History Poster

The theme song of this was performed by Harold Adamson and Eliot Daniel”
I Love Lucy is one of the popular and influential black and white TV comedy series during 50’s on CBS which has been the most watched show in … Read More

Methomyl Bayer Plant Institute Blast - Methomyl Chemical explosion in West Virginia

911 dispatchers in Kanawha County are reporting that there has been an explosion at the Bayer Cropscience Plant in Institute. This Bayer institute is produce “Methomyl”. Witnesses reported seeing a red fireball and feeling a blast as far away as … Read More

Senior Citizen for Yearly Physical

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physicalwith his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says,“I will need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The man, being hard of hearing,turns to … Read More

Women and Bus Driver

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs … Read More

Maid asked for a raise

A Maid asked for a raise.Her Madam was very upset about this and asked: Now Maria, why do you want an increase?Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than … Read More

Make me feel like a woman again

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing.
The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life … Read More

GodFather’s Revolver or Rolex watch

The old Italian Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called hisgrandson to his bed.
“Grandson I wanna you listen to me. I wanna for you to take my Chromeplated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But … Read More

Seventeenth chapter of Mark

A preacher would up the services one morning by saying, “Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the … Read More

Husband Wife and Frying Pan

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny … Read More

Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster

Q. What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster?
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A. You get your salary every day!!