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911 dispatchers in Kanawha County are reporting that there has been an explosion at the Bayer Cropscience Plant in Institute. This Bayer institute is produce “Methomyl”. Witnesses reported seeing a red fireball and feeling a blast as far away as Charleston, after an explosion was reported at the Bayer Crop Science Plant in Institute at […]

Italian priest organizes online “Miss Sister 2008″ beauty contest for nuns. Father Guido Sarducci impressed. The “Miss Sister 2008″ contest will start in September on a blog run by the Rev. Antonio Rungi.
“We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits,” Antonio Rungi said. “But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a […]

“Nishita Shah” was born to be a business woman. To follow her father’s steps, she had graduated from Boston University with a degree in business and finance. For four years she learned all about the various companies, visiting most of them.
Even younger is the glamorous “Nishita Shah”. She’s just 28 but is one of the […]

“Roast Bob Saget” - The night was all about Bob Saget, but a couple others got it almost as hard and rough as Bob himself. No, not Cloris Leachman and her vaj. I’m speaking of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. With that in mind, here now are the Roast’s ten raunchiest, most outrageous and funniest Olsen […]

Three years and countless hours of practicing later, 8-year-old “Tallan latz” is a blues guitar prodigy. He’s played in bars and clubs, including the House of Blues in Chicago, and even jammed with Les Paul and Jackson Browne. He has a summer of festivals scheduled and has drawn interest from venues worldwide.
When “Tallan “T-Man” Latz” […]

“Alicia Sacramone” taking a terrible fall,twice and causing the US women’s gymnastics team to lose the gold medal to the Chinese team earlier tonight at the Beijing Games.
Alicia Sacramone waited a considerable time for her balance beam routine to start, and the nerves seemed to overcome her. She fell off the beam after her mount […]

Surfer’s myelopathy is a relatively new entity first described by Thompson et al in 2004 (1). They presented a case series of nontraumatic spinal cord injury affecting inexperienced surfers. This case report of a 37-year-old man with surfer’s myelopathy illustrates distinctive features from the original case series with regard to possible risk factors, etiology, and […]

The Pig is a fun and enlightening personality blessed with patience and understanding. People born under the sign of the Pig enjoy life and all it has to offer, including family and friends. They are honest and thoughtful and expect the same of other people. Pigs can be perceived as oblivious or gullible because they […]

Pineapple express quotes
Dale Denton: How could he find us?
Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.
Dale Denton: It’s just… I’m kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It’s weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
“Pineapple express quotes”
Saul: I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked. Smellll it. It’s like… […]

Majide Battle Royale in “I Survived a Japanese Game Show” wins by Justin
Donnell and Justin must pass through 9 obstacles, all based on previous games.  There are tricycles, mochi balls, breakaway doors, and more.
Justin is tired, and takes too much time at the sticky wall and Donnell catches up.  Justin manages to make it to […]